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Domains

I registered the domain www.ladyfrontbum.com the other day. It should be up and running this afternoon. I am going to make it my sims/gaming blog. I\’m a geek, I know. WHATEVER.

Sick of the spam on my blog.

Boring entry, but jelly is yummy. That is all.

Disney Fairies – Sims Style!

The past few days have been spent playing The Sims 3… well, in my spare time at any rate. Yesterday and today I created four teen sims based on the Disney Fairies.  I still have to make Iridessa and Tinkerbell. I\’m leaving Tink til the end – saving the best for last as it were.

I also started some gem girls, which were just sims based on gems like Diamond, Jade, Ruby etc. Unfortunately I have to edit them and reupload them. I had too much custom content so they were huge and some people don\’t like their custom created stuff being uploaded to the EA Exchange. I\’m going to make them again only they will be a \’lite\’ version ;)

Anyway here are the fairies thus far:

\"Silvermist\" \"Fawn\" \"Rosetta\" \"Vidia\"

They can all be downloaded at the EA Exchange or on TSR when they are approved. I might actually end up putting a sims section on here for my downloads later.

xo

PS My neck is killing me.

CREDIT:

CmarNYC – Elf Ears Slider at MTS

Delphy – Boob Slider at MTS

amvalvo – Glittering Replacement Eyes at MTS

PeggyZone & XMSims & Rosesims – Hair

SAMCRO

Or Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Original, to those of you living in ignorance. ;)

Yeah, yeah it\’s about a motorbike gang, I know. That\’s what I thought the first time I heard about it and I totally dismissed it. Then, when my other half brought it up recently, I thought \”eff it, I\’ve watched weirder things, so why not watch a show about a motorbike gang?\”

Well fuck me if it isn\’t the best show I\’ve watched in a long time.

Srsly. Sons of Anarchy. Go watch it.

PS This post is a lame attempt at covering up the fact I made a post about the vampire diaries. Don\’t tell anyone.

Vampire Diaries

I needed something to read a while back so I thought I would try The Vampire Diaries to see what the dealio-yo was. I\’d heard that Twilight was a rip-off of vamp diaries but I figured it was just people having a sook.

I\’ve only read the first two books so far and I have to say that the similarities are rather striking. When Stephenie Meyer said the idea for Twilight came to her in a dream, I\’m guessing she neglected to mention the fact that before she went to bed that night she actually read The Vampire Diaries.  ;)

The books actually annoy me a little but I will complete the series. Elena in the books is hard to relate to, she\’s the popular girl in school and comes off as rather immature imo. Actually most of the characters do, it\’s a pain in the arse. I prefer the Elena in the TV series, though the tv series is nothing to write home about. The first two books also progress pretty damn quickly, it seems like Elena and Stefan go from not knowing one another to getting engaged within the space of a few pages. The entire thing seems really unrealistic – even for a vampire series. Not that Twilight succeeds where VD fails.

Anyway, what does it take to successfully sue a person for stealing a book idea? It must be pretty hard because from what I\’ve seen of VD and Twilight I\’m surprised Meyer hasn\’t had too much legal trouble.

Both books have:

  • A new girl/boy at school. In Twilight it\’s Bella, in VD it\’s Stefan.
  • They both do the whole \”Zomg, this girl is intoxicating. I want to eat her. Must pretend to hate her and run away!\”
  • Both girls confront hottie vamp about said hatred only to be told \”Oh but I don\’t hate you, I secretly like you and I just have major issues – which I can\’t reveal right now\”
  • Both hottie vamps are 17 and have been that age for a rather long time.
  • Both feature a love triangle. In VD it\’s Stefan and his naughty brother vamp Damon. In Twilight it\’s Edward and werewolf Jacob. Each vying for their respective leading ladies.
  • Both feature a teacher that \’stands out\’. I think their names may even rhyme.
  • In both series the vampires can be in the sun. In twilight they just sparkle. In VD they have magical rings.
  • In both series the towns they live in have mysterious pasts to do with \’warring\’ sides relating to the founding of the towns and the old days. In Twilight it\’s the Cullens vs the Quileute tribe – who happen to be werewolves. In VD it\’s the vampires and the council – some of whom I believe turn out to be werewolves.
  • In both series the main characters get engaged quite young. I believe the hottie vamps both propose to their leading ladies with heirloom hand-me-down rings.
  • In both there is a blond all-american boy who is sorta waiting in the wings. In Twilight it\’s Bella\’s friend Mike crushing on her. In VD it\’s Elena\’s ex Matt.

Anyway you get the point. There is more but I can\’t be bothered. Even some of the lines had me chuckling because of the uncanny similarity to things in Twilight.

At any rate, if Meyer did rip off the books, she\’s a bit of a tool.

That is all.

Oh god I forgot to mention, after sitting here checking out the crappy tv series of VD, I am totally crushing on Ian Somerhalder. What the eff is that about?! *vomits a little in her mouth*

\"Ok

Just Ripe opening tomorrow!!

Woot wooh.

Michael spent the entire day with a friend or two organising the produce and took some photos for me. So anyone near Maddington WA, come check us out and buy some fresh food!! :D

See that last photo? I can\’t believe how insane some people are. Why would you put poles through a display unit? Why not move the unit THEN put the poles in?

Morons.

That is all.

Zombified

I was bored earlier so I decided to play with one of my photos in Photoshop.  Seeing as I cannot go to the Zombie Lurch in perth tomorrow, I figured I would zombify my photo.

\"AwZombie bedroom eyes

:)

That is all.

Oh I forgot, here is the unzombie version of the photo.

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Biscuits of Racism

Not only are they racist, but they are Nazi Biscuits as well. You can tell because they are white on the inside and have an irrational hatred for mandelbrot.

Bastards.

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Just Ripe

We applied for a store name.

Ripe was the first choice then;

Just Ripe

Ripe Fruit & Veg

The Ripe Choice

I think that was it. We missed out on Ripe because there is a Ripe Pty Ltd in wa so they registered Just Ripe for us.

Last night I was up until 3am working on the store sign. It\’s to be 200cm x 40cm so I had to use a lot of colour at the edges to fill in some space as the words are quite short. Maybe I should have put a \”Fruit & Veg\” in there somewhere. Doesn\’t matter. We can always vamp it up later I guess.

I bought the swirly side bits with ladybirds from a stock photo site. I think it was called picmax or somesuch. I also bought a tomato image and added some to the swirly vines.

\"Store

I\’m gonna make another for outside the Maddington Village centre. It will have the phone number on it. We are opening this weekend. Hopefully the opening goes smoothly, it\’s all been a little rushed.

In other news, Ava has decided to stop weeing on the toilet. She still sits on it and reads her book but gets off without doing anything. I suspect it may have something to do with Daddy taking her in there kicking and screaming last time she peed her pants in the kitchen. Sigh. Hopefully she will get back into it soon.

WEE WEE on the TOI TOI!

Ava\’s been weeing on the toilet the past couple of days. Woot.

In other news I am still trying to come up with a decent fruit and veg store name. I\’ve posted on a couple of forums and people have had some cool ideas but Michael doesn\’t like a lot of them so booooo.

I really like \”Oh My Gourd\”. I liked \”Ripe\” but I am slowly losing fondness for it. \”Veg Out\” was another option. They are likely all unavailable and we will need to add something to them. Apart from Oh My Gourd that is.

My back is sore and I was sick yesterday. Lame. Feeling a bit blah today as a result. God I hate it when Ava pulls my fingers off my laptop when I am in the middle of typing. ARGH.

If you haven\’t already, watch Sons of Anarchy, it\’s a totally rad show.

Loving Glee at the moment too.

That is all… for now.

What’s a Girl Gotta do to Get a Pizza Around Here?

Ok so I had the most awesome experience tonight whilst trying to order pizza. I wish I had a recording of the conversation because it was champagne comedy.  Albeit slightly frustrating champage comedy. At any rate, I’ve tried to remember the conversation as best I could.
The lady who answered the phone has a slight accent, I think the owners are from the middle east… not sure… but I’ve spoken briefly with her once before so I knew I was in for trouble as soon as I heard her voice. Keep in mind I was enunciating like a pro during this conversation. Enunciating Win.
What’s a Girl Gotta do to Get a Pizza Around Here?
Me: Hi can I make a delivery order please?
Her: Yes, what would you like to order?
Me: Can I get pack 6 – the 3 large pizzas, garlic bread and drink?
Her: Garlic Bread.
Me: No, three pizzas, garlic bread and drink.
Her: Two pizzas.
Me: No, value pack 6. It\’s three large pizzas, garlic bread and drink for $40.
*pause*
Her: What pizzas would you like?
Me: I\’ll have a Margherita…
Her: Margherita…
Me: Egg Lovers…
Her: Egg Lovers…
Me: And a Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: … and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst.
Her: Sorry Ma\’am?
Me: Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: Sorry Ma\’am, you want a large Margherita, an Egg Lovers and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst. It\’s below the Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Ah Meat Lovers. So you want…
Me: No, I don\’t want Meat Lovers. I want a Potato Burst. It\’s underneath Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Oh so you want Margherita, Egg Lovers and Meat Lovers.
Me: No, I don\’t want Meat Lovers, I want… is there someone else I can talk to?
Her: Sorry I didn\’t understand you… the third pizza?
Me: Potato Burst.
*long pause*
Her: Ok. Can I get your phone number ma\’am?
Me: Yes, it\’s 9999-9999
Her: And your address?
Me: Its 00…
Her: 00…
Me: Abrolhos Loop…
Her: Can you please spell that?
Me: Yep. A-B-R…
Her: A-B-R…
Me: O-L…
*there was a pause so I continued*
Me: H-O-S.
Her: O-O-A-O-F.
Me: No, A-B-R-O-L…
Her: O-O…
Me: No, O-L…
Her: A-B-R-O-O…
Me: No… O-L.
Her: L-O…
Me: O-L.
Her: Sorry ma\’am. Can you repeat that?
Me: O-L. L for Larry.
Her: O-O?
Me: No. L for Larry, Latte, Lovers.
Her: Oh M for Mario.
O_o
Me: No, L. L for LOVE.
Her: Sorry Ma\’am. A-B-R-O-L
Me: H-O-S… Loop.
Her: … Ok… and ‘zebubur\’?
Me: Pardon?
Her: The \’burbur\’?
Me: Sorry, what? I can’t understand you.
Her: The \’subu\’, xxxxx?
Me: Oh, the suburb! Yes! xxxxx.
Her: Ok ma\’am, let me just see… so you would like a large margherita, a large egg lovers, garlic bread and coke. And the third pizza?
*sigh*
Me: … a potato burst.
Her: … … The third pizza? Sorry ma\’am.
Me: Yes, the third pizza I want is called a Potato Burst.
Her: Uh… sorry, sorry.
I was getting worried now because I knew I had to ask her to switch my garlic bread for chicken chunks
Me: Is there someone else in there I can talk to?
Her: The third pizza?
Me: No… is there someone else in there that I can speak with?
Her: Sorry ma\’am can you spell that?
Me:  No… I mean can someone else take my order?
*pause*
Her: …. sorry ma\’am can I call you back?
Me: Yes. Thank you.
About five minutes later a man called me back and took my order.
Good times.
Ok so I had the most awesome experience tonight whilst trying to order pizza. I wish I had a recording of the conversation because it was champagne comedy.  Albeit slightly frustrating champage comedy. At any rate, I’ve tried to remember the conversation as best I could.
The lady who answered the phone has a slight accent, I think the owners are from the middle east… not sure… but I’ve spoken briefly with her once before so I knew I was in for trouble as soon as I heard her voice. Keep in mind I was enunciating like a pro during this conversation. Enunciating Win.
Sorry about the lack of formatting. Wordpress fail.
Me: Hi can I make a delivery order please?
Her: Yes, what would you like to order?
Me: Can I get pack 6 – the 3 large pizzas, garlic bread and drink?
Her: Garlic Bread.
Me: No, three pizzas, garlic bread and drink.
Her: Two pizzas.
Me: No, value pack 6. It\’s three large pizzas, garlic bread and drink for $40.
*pause*
Her: What pizzas would you like?
Me: I\’ll have a Margherita…
Her: Margherita…
Me: Egg Lovers…
Her: Egg Lovers…
Me: And a Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: … and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst.
Her: Sorry Ma\’am?
Me: Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: Sorry Ma\’am, you want a large Margherita, an Egg Lovers and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst. It\’s below the Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Ah Meat Lovers. So you want…
Me: No, I don\’t want Meat Lovers. I want a Potato Burst. It\’s underneath Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Oh so you want Margherita, Egg Lovers and Meat Lovers.
Me: No, I don\’t want Meat Lovers, I want… is there someone else I can talk to?
Her: Sorry I didn\’t understand you… the third pizza?
Me: Potato Burst.
*long pause*
Her: Ok. Can I get your phone number ma\’am?
Me: Yes, it\’s 9999-9999
Her: And your address?
Me: Its 00…
Her: 00…
Me: Abrolhos Loop…
Her: Can you please spell that?
Me: Yep. A-B-R…
Her: A-B-R…
Me: O-L…
*there was a pause so I continued*
Me: H-O-S.
Her: O-O-A-O-F.
Me: No, A-B-R-O-L…
Her: O-O…
Me: No, O-L…
Her: A-B-R-O-O…
Me: No… O-L.
Her: L-O…
Me: O-L.
Her: Sorry ma\’am. Can you repeat that?
Me: O-L. L for Larry.
Her: O-O?
Me: No. L for Larry, Latte, Lovers.
Her: Oh M for Mario.
O_o
Me: No, L. L for LOVE.
Her: Sorry Ma\’am. A-B-R-O-L
Me: H-O-S… Loop.
Her: … Ok… and ‘zebubur\’?
Me: Pardon?
Her: The \’burbur\’?
Me: Sorry, what? I can’t understand you.
Her: The \’subu\’, xxxxx?
Me: Oh, the suburb! Yes! xxxxx.
Her: Ok ma\’am, let me just see… so you would like a large margherita, a large egg lovers, garlic bread and coke. And the third pizza?
*sigh*
Me: … a potato burst.
Her: … … The third pizza? Sorry ma\’am.
Me: Yes, the third pizza I want is called a Potato Burst.
Her: Uh… sorry, sorry.
I was getting worried now because I knew I had to ask her to switch my garlic bread for chicken chunks
Me: Is there someone else in there I can talk to?
Her: The third pizza?
Me: No… is there someone else in there that I can speak with?
Her: Sorry ma\’am can you spell that?
Me:  No… I mean can someone else take my order?
*pause*
Her: …. sorry ma\’am can I call you back?
Me: Yes. Thank you.
About five minutes later a man called me back and took my order.
Good times.