Ok so I had the most awesome experience tonight whilst trying to order pizza. I wish I had a recording of the conversation because it was champagne comedy. Albeit slightly frustrating champage comedy. At any rate, I’ve tried to remember the conversation as best I could.
The lady who answered the phone has a slight accent, I think the owners are from the middle east… not sure… but I’ve spoken briefly with her once before so I knew I was in for trouble as soon as I heard her voice. Keep in mind I was enunciating like a pro during this conversation. Enunciating Win.
What’s a Girl Gotta do to Get a Pizza Around Here?
Me: Hi can I make a delivery order please?
Her: Yes, what would you like to order?
Me: Can I get pack 6 – the 3 large pizzas, garlic bread and drink?
Her: Garlic Bread.
Me: No, three pizzas, garlic bread and drink.
Her: Two pizzas.
Me: No, value pack 6. It’s three large pizzas, garlic bread and drink for $40.
*pause*
Her: What pizzas would you like?
Me: I’ll have a Margherita…
Her: Margherita…
Me: Egg Lovers…
Her: Egg Lovers…
Me: And a Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: … and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst.
Her: Sorry Ma’am?
Me: Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: Sorry Ma’am, you want a large Margherita, an Egg Lovers and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst. It’s below the Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Ah Meat Lovers. So you want…
Me: No, I don’t want Meat Lovers. I want a Potato Burst. It’s underneath Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Oh so you want Margherita, Egg Lovers and Meat Lovers.
Me: No, I don’t want Meat Lovers, I want… is there someone else I can talk to?
Her: Sorry I didn’t understand you… the third pizza?
Me: Potato Burst.
*long pause*
Her: Ok. Can I get your phone number ma’am?
Me: Yes, it’s 9999-9999
Her: And your address?
Me: Its 00…
Her: 00…
Me: Abrolhos Loop…
Her: Can you please spell that?
Me: Yep. A-B-R…
Her: A-B-R…
Me: O-L…
*there was a pause so I continued*
Me: H-O-S.
Her: O-O-A-O-F.
Me: No, A-B-R-O-L…
Her: O-O…
Me: No, O-L…
Her: A-B-R-O-O…
Me: No… O-L.
Her: L-O…
Me: O-L.
Her: Sorry ma’am. Can you repeat that?
Me: O-L. L for Larry.
Her: O-O?
Me: No. L for Larry, Latte, Lovers.
Her: Oh M for Mario.
O_o
Me: No, L. L for LOVE.
Her: Sorry Ma’am. A-B-R-O-L
Me: H-O-S… Loop.
Her: … Ok… and ‘zebubur’?
Me: Pardon?
Her: The ‘burbur’?
Me: Sorry, what? I can’t understand you.
Her: The ’subu’, xxxxx?
Me: Oh, the suburb! Yes! xxxxx.
Her: Ok ma’am, let me just see… so you would like a large margherita, a large egg lovers, garlic bread and coke. And the third pizza?
*sigh*
Me: … a potato burst.
Her: … … The third pizza? Sorry ma’am.
Me: Yes, the third pizza I want is called a Potato Burst.
Her: Uh… sorry, sorry.
I was getting worried now because I knew I had to ask her to switch my garlic bread for chicken chunks
Me: Is there someone else in there I can talk to?
Her: The third pizza?
Me: No… is there someone else in there that I can speak with?
Her: Sorry ma’am can you spell that?
Me: No… I mean can someone else take my order?
*pause*
Her: …. sorry ma’am can I call you back?
Me: Yes. Thank you.
About five minutes later a man called me back and took my order.
Good times.
Ok so I had the most awesome experience tonight whilst trying to order pizza. I wish I had a recording of the conversation because it was champagne comedy. Albeit slightly frustrating champage comedy. At any rate, I’ve tried to remember the conversation as best I could.
The lady who answered the phone has a slight accent, I think the owners are from the middle east… not sure… but I’ve spoken briefly with her once before so I knew I was in for trouble as soon as I heard her voice. Keep in mind I was enunciating like a pro during this conversation. Enunciating Win.
Sorry about the lack of formatting. Wordpress fail.
Me: Hi can I make a delivery order please?
Her: Yes, what would you like to order?
Me: Can I get pack 6 – the 3 large pizzas, garlic bread and drink?
Her: Garlic Bread.
Me: No, three pizzas, garlic bread and drink.
Her: Two pizzas.
Me: No, value pack 6. It’s three large pizzas, garlic bread and drink for $40.
*pause*
Her: What pizzas would you like?
Me: I’ll have a Margherita…
Her: Margherita…
Me: Egg Lovers…
Her: Egg Lovers…
Me: And a Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: … and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst.
Her: Sorry Ma’am?
Me: Potato Burst.
*pause*
Her: Sorry Ma’am, you want a large Margherita, an Egg Lovers and the third pizza?
Me: A Potato Burst. It’s below the Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Ah Meat Lovers. So you want…
Me: No, I don’t want Meat Lovers. I want a Potato Burst. It’s underneath Meat Lovers on the menu.
Her: Oh so you want Margherita, Egg Lovers and Meat Lovers.
Me: No, I don’t want Meat Lovers, I want… is there someone else I can talk to?
Her: Sorry I didn’t understand you… the third pizza?
Me: Potato Burst.
*long pause*
Her: Ok. Can I get your phone number ma’am?
Me: Yes, it’s 9999-9999
Her: And your address?
Me: Its 00…
Her: 00…
Me: Abrolhos Loop…
Her: Can you please spell that?
Me: Yep. A-B-R…
Her: A-B-R…
Me: O-L…
*there was a pause so I continued*
Me: H-O-S.
Her: O-O-A-O-F.
Me: No, A-B-R-O-L…
Her: O-O…
Me: No, O-L…
Her: A-B-R-O-O…
Me: No… O-L.
Her: L-O…
Me: O-L.
Her: Sorry ma’am. Can you repeat that?
Me: O-L. L for Larry.
Her: O-O?
Me: No. L for Larry, Latte, Lovers.
Her: Oh M for Mario.
O_o
Me: No, L. L for LOVE.
Her: Sorry Ma’am. A-B-R-O-L
Me: H-O-S… Loop.
Her: … Ok… and ‘zebubur’?
Me: Pardon?
Her: The ‘burbur’?
Me: Sorry, what? I can’t understand you.
Her: The ’subu’, xxxxx?
Me: Oh, the suburb! Yes! xxxxx.
Her: Ok ma’am, let me just see… so you would like a large margherita, a large egg lovers, garlic bread and coke. And the third pizza?
*sigh*
Me: … a potato burst.
Her: … … The third pizza? Sorry ma’am.
Me: Yes, the third pizza I want is called a Potato Burst.
Her: Uh… sorry, sorry.
I was getting worried now because I knew I had to ask her to switch my garlic bread for chicken chunks
Me: Is there someone else in there I can talk to?
Her: The third pizza?
Me: No… is there someone else in there that I can speak with?
Her: Sorry ma’am can you spell that?
Me: No… I mean can someone else take my order?
*pause*
Her: …. sorry ma’am can I call you back?
Me: Yes. Thank you.
About five minutes later a man called me back and took my order.
Good times.